WHAT'S A HAND DRYER EXPERT ANYWAY?

Question:

Hand Dryer Expert,

Is there an "ologist" for someone who is an expert in hand dryers .

Many thanks

Paul


Answer:

Dear Paul.  No.  There is no -ologist term coined for hand dryer expert, but thank you for the thoughtful question.  When we first started this blog, we tried guessing what kind of questions would be asked.  That is one that we did not foresee.  But the question itself raises more additional questions than answers.  Is that really what you think about when you serf the web?  Keep up the good work, Paul.  The internet needs you to keep us honest.

If you really want to coin a term for a Hand Dryer Expert, I think it would have to be manussiccioreologist.  Manus Sicciore is hands drier in Latin.  At least that's what my learned friend Google tells me.

-The Hand Dryer Expert, MSO